My Relationships in a Nutshell

Watching the 40 year old virgin I saw my current relationship in a nutshell:

Andy: “You know the thing about relationships is that they make one person go ‘blah blah blah blah blah.’ And the other person go, ‘What are you talking about?’. And then one person goes, ‘blah blah blah blah blah.'”

When I told Angela about this we both laughed ourselves silly. Although she did add in a few “What the F–?” to the quote which pretty much nails it.